look, i am famous and on broadway
ok i went to the party and it was awesome and in some super old building and everyone wore sequins and i didnt but thats ok because there was open bar and i got like 5 screwdrivers and just soaked up the broadway glory. i think a broadway star’s brother has a crush on me but i’m taken but that’s all i need to feel famous tonight. time for some reheated POTATOES
thank you elena.
yet part of me wants to stay home and drink. there’s gonna be an open bar and everything. i need some inspiration to just GO.
go, jill, go. how often does this happen?!?
or know why they might happen?
is gluten sensitivity really a thing?
i feel like once people see how popular your facebook status is, they leave a really dumb comment.